It s as if Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn wrote a treatise on bouncing as the sequel to Wedding Crashers. -- Pittsburgh Post Gazette A pounding headache mouth dry as the desert memory loss...and wait a black eye and a fat lip? You have officially woken up from another night on the town. While there is no known cure for that dastardly headache and cotton mouth there is now officially a remedy for the black eye and bruises. Bar-jutsu: The American Art of Bar Fighting is a step-by-step guide to defending yourself against those brazen bar brawlers. After years spent working as a bouncer at bars and clubs James Porco--a certified ninjitsu instructor and former professional wrestler--set out on a quest to teach every man and woman to stand tall when barroom trouble has found them. Bar-jutsu: The American Art of Bar Fighting frees us from this fear of tavern tangles with a range of self-defense techniques that can easily erupt in a the bar environment. Each eye-opening chapter addresses a range of potentially volatile situations including: First Contact: Oops! I Touched Him Up against the Wall Is that a Broken Beer Bottle in Your Hand or Are You Just Happy to See Me? I m Not as Think As You Drunk I am Who is this Clown? Thanks to Bar-jutsu s simple yet effective fighting techniques you can soon tote yourself as an official night spot ninja.