In this cynical comedy the teaching methods in an ultimate survival camp are about to get deadly serious... Wilderness Survival Tip #1 Drinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that but they were trying to find out if you d really do it. Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors--but that doesn t make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly his dad doesn t agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isn t exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse the camp director is a psycho drill sergeant and Henry s sure he saw a sign written in blood... Wilderness Survival Tip #2 In case of an avalanche don t despair. You re doomed but that s a wicked cool death. Wilderness Survival Tip #3 If you re relying on this book for actual survival tips you re dead already. Praise for Jeff Strand s A Bad Day For Voodoo: Just the thing for teen wiseacres. --Booklist [A] free-wheeling dark comedy that starts off running and doesn t stop until all plausibility is exhausted. Sam Raimi fans should eat it up. --Publishers Weekly